Republican Enters Race In New Hampshire’s Phantom 00 District
Bosse is in!
Now Hampshire has this breaking news—
Republican activist and free market think-tanker Grant Bosse formally declared his candidacy today in New Hampshire’s 00th Congressional District after news that the Obama administration has attributed a majority of the state’s stimulus jobs to that non-existent district.
UPDATE: Josh Schroeder jumps in Missouri’s Phantom 14th District race!
November 20th, 2009 | 3:45 pm | #1
How FABULOUS!
Off to see if there are any phantom districts in my state!
November 20th, 2009 | 3:50 pm | #2
That’s hysterical!
November 20th, 2009 | 3:50 pm | #3
Hilarious! I just saw him on Fox talking about the stimulus jobs in the 00th District.
November 20th, 2009 | 3:50 pm | #4
Go for the pork.
November 20th, 2009 | 3:52 pm | #5
[...] Hilarious… a Republican activist in New Hampshire has entered the race in one of Obama’s non-existent districts… one that “supposedly” received a huge amount of stimulus money. Read about it at Gateway Pundit: Republican Activist Enters Race in New Hampshire’s 00 District. [...]
November 20th, 2009 | 3:54 pm | #6
That’s funny………
November 20th, 2009 | 3:54 pm | #7
Brilliant! How to highlight the criminality of the Obama Admin, not to mention their incompetence. Keeps the story in the news cycle and before the public eye.
Any conservative/libertarian that sharp ought to be running for some real public office somewhere.
November 20th, 2009 | 3:55 pm | #8
[...] Big Government: Do the Democrats Have Any Solutions on Jobs? Anything at All? Gateway Pundit: Republican Activist Enters Race in New Hampshire’s 00 District and British Sensation Daniel Hannan: “It’s Common Sense When You Are in Debt You Spend [...]
November 20th, 2009 | 4:03 pm | #9
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November 20th, 2009 | 4:04 pm | #10
Now, on to the phantom districts in the 51st through 57th states!!!! YES WE CAN!!!!
November 20th, 2009 | 4:07 pm | #11
There’s not much to smile about these days…But, this one is incredibly funny! And it allows everyone to decide if Dear Leader’s administration is full of fools or just slightly off kilter. Grant Bosse deserves a MAJOR prize for this one!!
November 20th, 2009 | 4:11 pm | #12
I, as part of the Elven Cookie Alliance, demand to know what makes Bosse qualified!
November 20th, 2009 | 4:15 pm | #13
He has my vote on creativity alone.
November 20th, 2009 | 4:17 pm | #14
I’m running in Missouri’s 14th Phantom congressional district: http://joshschroeder.blogspot.com/2009/11/schroeder-for-congress-mo-14.html
November 20th, 2009 | 4:18 pm | #15
I have sent a fictional check for $1,000,000,000,000 dollars to his campaign coffers. Any leftover funds can be evenly distributed to all non-Democratic voters of the district following the election. Unfortunately, I sent the check by USPS. a nearly fictional delivery service. I’m crossing my fingers! Hope they get it.
November 20th, 2009 | 4:25 pm | #16
As a fictional constituent, he’s got my vote!
November 20th, 2009 | 4:36 pm | #17
There are four such districts in IL. We’re considering similar action.
November 20th, 2009 | 4:44 pm | #18
Hopefully he can create 10,000 fictional jobs… or did the stimulus already do that ?
November 20th, 2009 | 4:46 pm | #19
Maybe we can all apply for one of those imaginary “created or saved” jobs, too!
November 20th, 2009 | 4:47 pm | #20
aye aye aye, IO, you beat me by 2 minutes! Great minds, etc….
November 20th, 2009 | 4:49 pm | #21
Hmmmm
I am already imagining working at one of those “saved imaginary,” jobs in that “imaginary,” district.
However, my address is quite real.
Please send my pay check.
November 20th, 2009 | 4:56 pm | #22
Brilliant! I too saw him on Fox this afternoon – he has my vote. Don’t worry, I live in Chicago, we invented fake votes and fake districts and fake jobs.
November 20th, 2009 | 5:17 pm | #23
The democrats are looting this country.
November 20th, 2009 | 5:19 pm | #24
Give Odumbo a break, Incompetence is not an EXACT SCIENCE.
November 20th, 2009 | 5:49 pm | #25
++
okay, will try & post this a third times, a charm, right??
Go Bosse!! :D
via TRBO
Recovery.gov Redux. It’s more than just an $18 million website makeover
[There is something very wrong about this…]
ht getfitnow @ 8:44 am in comments..
[Rep. Peter DeFazio (D-OR) wants Goldman boys Geithner and Summers removed. More than that, his interview on MSNBC's The Ed Show signals a significant shift on the Left. Democrat DeFazio, without apology or excuse, condemns Obama's economic team on the most liberal national news station. Further he insists TARP money go to small business and infrastructure - not Wall Street. Something that should have happened 11 months ago. DeFazio is speaking to the "New Deal" and "Jacksonian/Clinton" Democrats that many assumed were the core of the Democratic party until 2008 - before Soros and the Whole Foods/Cocktail Party/Frank Rich/Daily Kos Left conned their way into the nomination.
As I've said before the party in danger of splintering in the short term is the Democratic - not the GOP. The GOP has shown that it can and will build winning coalitions based on economic conservatism.]
Glenn Beck Show November 19, 2009
[Fox News Channel’s Glenn Beck Show November 19 zeroed in on redistribution of wealth and global Marxism, the Porkulus bill, the 2000+ page Pelosi/ReidCare bill, and the gross national debt — oh, and the U.S. Constitution. The word of the year for 2010 will be “unsustainable.”
Pay special attention to clip 4 in which Beck lists some of the
taxes embedded in the Senate version of the health care bill.
See clip 5 for a Rep. John “Earmark” Murtha, D-Corruption report.]
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November 20th, 2009 | 5:51 pm | #26
Bosse is the BOSS!
November 20th, 2009 | 5:53 pm | #27
This is positively brilliant.
November 20th, 2009 | 6:35 pm | #28
Enter the race, certify yourself, vote for yourself, certify that you won, demand the ’stick it to us’ money then report to the house and sign on the payroll. Give Pigloshi a heart attack. Someone should do it in every phony districe and demand an accounting of the money. Bet you some democrat in D.C. who created the phony district really did steal the money.
November 20th, 2009 | 6:41 pm | #29
Watched a news story last night about a parent selling her pre-school age girl into the sex trade where she ended up murdered.
Said to myself, what kind of animal would do this to their child. A few minutes later a health care ad (democrat) came on with 4 children saying things like ‘I’ll get cancer and die because we can’t afford insurance’, I’ll break my leg and we’ll lose our home because we can’t afford health insurance’. Right there on national TV I found 4 sets of democrat parents who would sell their minor children into the sex trade and a film maker who would assist. Never did find out if this was the work of ACORN/SEIU.
November 20th, 2009 | 6:50 pm | #30
Who got the Money,maybe this is Omaba stash.
November 20th, 2009 | 7:01 pm | #31
I’ll be a candidate for the Republican seat in Arizona’s 86th congressional district. My platform and agenda includes a radically smaller state and federal government, secure borders, lower taxes for business and families, and an end to any nonsense which comes to my attention. Enough is enough of this bull****.
November 20th, 2009 | 7:18 pm | #32
If we win enough phantom districts can we change the balance in congress? What about the senators from the 7 phantom states Obama counted on the campaign trail? Are they up for election?
November 20th, 2009 | 7:21 pm | #33
Scrapiron
November 20th, 2009 | 6:35 pm | #28
this is the ad that won and the one you mentioned.
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/11/ofa-picks-ad-starring-children-ill-die-because-we-couldnt-afford-health-care.php
November 20th, 2009 | 8:39 pm | #34
I never laughed so hard after reading this…I think we all needed a laugh.
November 20th, 2009 | 9:40 pm | #35
A Republican or Independent should do this in every one of those fake districts and then demand to vote on the Health Care Bill.
November 20th, 2009 | 10:17 pm | #36
Every person running in the phantom districts
should emphatically state that he or she will
quickly produce a legitiment birth certificate.
November 20th, 2009 | 10:23 pm | #37
I made a boo-boo….legitimate…
November 21st, 2009 | 4:26 am | #38
0bama:
Oh, crap! I look dumber than dirt.
Axelrod, I want this cleaned up by the time I get back. My approval rating is going down the toilet. I don’t care how you do it – just get it done. Good day.
November 21st, 2009 | 8:12 am | #39
I love this.
November 21st, 2009 | 4:37 pm | #40
Bwahahahaha1
November 29th, 2009 | 2:39 pm | #41
Maybe the Phantom should run for office! Oh, wait–is he a US citizen? Does it matter? Old jungle saying: “Phantom is rough on BS artists.”
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